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So I just simultaneously did, and possibly didn't lose my job today :)
Very much did in the sense that I literally do not know where my job is at the moment. But, for the time being I haven't been let go because nobody else including the store owner knows where it is either.
So, I don't wanna risk doxxing myself by posting pictures but goddamn am I tempted because this is not a believable event. This is a cartoon problem. For looneytoons.
But yeah, so, I work(ed?) at a kiosk selling boba tea, right? Freestanding kiosk in the mall with full water and electrical hookups and multiple fridges and sinks and a mini kitchen and the works. Fully functional tea shop. Very important to note that it was there last night, The work chat was discussing another issue last night at closing time. I'll get back to this.
It's been showing signs of being on the way out with how business is being handled lately and I've been considering other options, which is probably why I'm not as torn up about this as I should be, but maybe it just hasn't set in yet, but that's not the point. The point is there's been a lot of shit breaking and not being replaced and nobody mentioning anything about it until I walk into work in the morning and have to figure out why shit like the fucking cash register isn't there today. So I'm kinda used to having to ask questions about big things that nobody bothered to update me on. I was out for two weeks recovering from a surgery, so I came to work this morning assuming there'd be some kind of bullshit, yeah?
So, the question I had to ask the chat this morning was:
Not a text I ever thought I'd have to send in sincerity, but there it is. Because what I found instead was a fenced off patch of discolored tiles and a few holes in the floor where my entire place of employment used to be.
And the answer? Nobody knows! It was there last night when the mall closed, and every single trace of the structure and all its contents including drink making supplies and our safe and cashbox was gone when it opened again. And when I say nobody knows, I mean everyone from last night's closers to the actual (former?) owner of the store jad no fucking clue about this until getting that text from me this morning. For once I am actually the first to know. š.
So. I guess I didn't so much lose my job as had it stolen. Not by AI, but good old fashioned hands-on human beings picking it up and carrying it away somehow. All mall security would tell me was that they were instructed not to tell me anything and have us contact our management. Who also don't know anything. And later on I came across some construction workers around the gravesite of the kiosk discussing filling in the holes, asked them about it, and was told that they "weren't at liberty to say".
So, not only is my job gone in the most literal physical sense of the word, but it was taken in some kind of super secret kiosk extraction in the dead of night without any warning or witnesses and nobody is allowed to speak of it. The store owner said she was gonna figure it out 10 hours ago and still no word back.
I don't know what else to say aside from I've been laughing all day and I'm gonna have a hell of a time explaining Schrodinger's Unemployment to the benefits office.
Update that is not an update because I'm basically certain this isn't what actually happened:
My mother in law thinks the FBI took it.
Not any of the other stores around the state. Just the one little kiosk.
Why? Because she loves a conspiracy and is just a little bit extra.
Also because she was around for the massive crackdown on Yakuza-owned businesses in Waikiki (in her homestate) that did actually involve the FBI seizing stores (no confirmation of making kiosks cleanly disappear in the middle of the night though).
Still no word from my job on what's actually going on, but the most likely theory so far is that maybe the kiosk was on lease and got repossessed? The mystery continues
(also shout out to the person who proposed Carmen Sandiego)
ACTUAL (partial) UPDATE:
According to the owner, based on what she's been able to find out, the kiosk was not removed legally and they're starting a potentially long process of legal action. I hope she gets to sue the shit out of whoever did it but for now at least I know for sure I'm unemployed.
Really hoping for more details in terms of who/why/how, so I'll keep updating if I learn anything.
For now the summary is: An unnamed entity that is most likely mall management (on account of mall security cooperating with them) stole an entire kiosk and all the contents including money and machinery with barely a trace in the middle of the night grinch-style, with zero warning or explanation, and ensured the silence of both security and the construction crew, in an action that was definitely preplanned and illegal, and as far as I know nobody knows its whereabouts.
So now I'm officially out of a job. Because my workplace was literally stolen in the night.
Actually fuck it let's share some photos cause I wouldn't be inclined to believe this myself. It's not like anyone can stalk me at my job now and I'm not gonna have to see any coworkers that might find my tumblr.
Enjoy the unintentionally funniest text I've ever sent in my life
Aaand a close-up:
The last remains of a once Very Much Solid And Immobile Workplace
HEY HI HELLO THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE
via @kagaminilen
[cut to a kiosk on legs, sipping a boba, while wandering into the nearest forest on chicken legs]
Here you go @a-bit-too-dyscrasic
Oh my goodness you're my hero this is so beautiful
Holy fuck my job got fan art
hey. is this yours?
HOLY SHIT
John: 𫵠You have š š¼ no š« idea what I've been through š£ since I've been gone š¤ sleeping on the streets šļø in derelict old buildings š„¶ freezing to death š I've been in š„ hell š¹ and it was 𫵠youš§āāļøwho put me there! š”
Also John: šø Say cheese! š
Gonna start the new year with babygirlifying him to the max!!
And fight with Clark for a piece of that expensive ass
I realise Iām being far too optimistic but here are some common symptoms of a delayed concussion in case it becomes relevant:
Headaches or dizziness
Brain fog
Mood changes
Memory lapses
Sleep problems
I just think he should swoon in front of Aaron again, as a treat >:)

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the smell of citrus saturates the air
"We need to talk to you about your husband," the DI had explained after they'd introduced themselves and flashed their badges. Then she'd told them, because Robert's still the next of kin and they have to inform him, that Kev had been found dead in his stupid cake van a few hours ago. She hadn't called it stupid. Aaron added that part.
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happy birthday @livflahertydingle xxx
In the homestretch of the hard times (ch1 of 2 3)
emmerdale fic. robron. sickfic. angst. wip. part one of two three
Robert's lying on his back in the cold damp grass when he comes to.
It's early. Painfully so. The skylarks haven't even started warming up for their dawn chorus yet, but here Robert was, napping in the dark. His head's pounding, and when he makes the mistake of lifting his hand to his hairline, he lets out a wince, and his fingers come away tacky with something warm and wet. He groans and lets his arm flop back down, trying to ignore the twinge that comes with the movement.
Heās tired. And cold. And he can't remember why he's alone on his back on the muddy ground in the top fields in the dark, but his head really fucking hurts, so he doesn't try to move again. Not just yet. Five more minutes, mumā¦
After working himself close to exhaustion on the farm, guilt-ridden and depressed but determined to get by on his own, Robert ends up crashing his tractor into a ditch.
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Day 3 of @robertweek2026 ~ Free day. Happy birthday Robert Sugden and more importantly happy belated birthday to the wonderful @madroxed who shouldāve gotten this yday! š„³
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thank you for the WIP Wednesday tags from @aaronsugdens @barnbert @bartonmatty @robrondale @jackiemerrick and @jonathan-harks š & Iāll tag birthday bobbie @thisissirius @allisonrw96 @capseycartwright @aelric @princessfbi @jcforsapphics @livflahertydingle @donotpercievemebaby @breakfastteatime @ultrabananaquan @littlespoonevan @fcntasmas @butteredsc0tch @softlass27 and @kellykadesperate
[keep reading on ao3]
Dangerous life of a farmer in Yorkshire Dales.
Robert Jacob Sugden, Emmerdale Farm, 16th July 2026.
WIP Wednesdayyy
thank you for tagging me @stuckinanothertimezone and @illbeyourreasonwhy :) hereās a cousin discussion about the problematic nature of prison relationships adjdjsksks
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Robert gives up on using the sponge and opts for the scourer instead. Out, damned spot! Out I say! He thinks a little foolishly, doing his best impression of Lady Macbeth as he tries valiantly to tackle the discoloured plate. They need more dish soap. They're running low. He'll have to remember to add it to the shopping list. He never should have never let Aaron convince him to forego Fairy Liquid for the cheaper stuff.
"āthere's procedures in place to tackle coercion," Serena continues, standing to help; handing over a mug that Robert takes with a nod. "Prisoners are isolated, and vulnerable. I mean the very nature of being in prison in the first place makes that kind ofā¦real connection practically impossible, and that's before you even consider the issue of actual consentā"
Robert's hands suddenly slip and when he drops the mug he's cleaning, it smashes on the edge of the sink; sending shards of sharp crockery into the soapy water below.
āShit!ā
& Iāll tag my beloveds @allisonrw96 @princessfbi @madroxed @capseycartwright @aelric @maybemystcha @littlespoonevan @aaronsugdens @sugdenkatie @robrondale @barnbert @butteredsc0tch @jonathan-harks @jcforsapphics @jackiemerrick @livflahertydingle @softlass27 @donotpercievemebaby @medievalmiffy @kellykadesperate @ultrabananaquan and @renecdote :)
wip wednesday!
thank youu @stuckinanothertimezone for the tag and for starting us off! here's to hoping i get even one work finished before the upcoming (self-imposed) deadlines kick in, posting a snippet from a work for robron week for motivation
"You had no right," he starts, blazing. "I had every right!" Vic pushes back, equally furious. "She's my daughter ā" "I'm her family too! She's my niece, and I love her as if she were my own, and you know that. You don't get to try to cut me out now. And if Robert were here ā" "Robert's not here!" Aaron roars. "He signed off on any rights to do with her when he decided to get himself locked up before he even met her." Vic's cheeks have gone flushed, blinking rapidly as she swallows. "He's appealing." Aaron freezes. "No, he's not." "Yes, he is," Vic insists. "I asked him to." "Yeah, two years ago, Vic," he reminds her, biting. "What makes you think this time will be any different?"
not used to being this early so apologies if i forget anyone, but @aaronsugdens @jackiemerrick @sugdenkatie @robrondale @dreamer-of-ships @livflahertydingle @sugdendeeznuts @barnbert @maybemystcha @jonathan-harks @mellaithwen @capseycartwright @madroxed @nerdyfangirl76 @genuinewarmdecentfeeling @thatnervouswreck @ggee-xx @kellykadesperate @donotpercievemebaby @jcforsapphics @cylonbarnes @robertfagden consider yourselves tagged (with zero pressure) <3

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WIP Wednesday! Kicking it off because I need joy today.
A bit from one of the stories for robron week.
He looks younger now, soft and vulnerable in a way he probably wouldnāt appreciate showing. Itās not what heās used to, Robert thinks, quick ins and outs more in fashion than staying a night, at least from what Robert gathered between harsh kisses and rough touches that made his head spin. But here he is, the duvet slipped down to his waist, and Robert canāt help but pick it up, bring it to cover the manās shoulders.
Aaron, Robert thinks absently as he lingers by the bed, his name is Aaron.
Heās beautiful, and suddenly, Robert can't handle it, canāt keep looking at him, and his throat is full, his eyes burning.
Tagging @robrondale, @barnbert, @livflahertydingle, @jcforsapphics, @aaronsugdens, @jackiemerrick, @capseycartwright, @illbeyourreasonwhy, @dreamer-of-ships, @nerdyfangirl76, @mellaithwen, @aelric and allll why am I always blanking out when tagging???
sometimes writing isnāt about talent. sometimes itās about sitting in your chair and suffering for 45 minutes until a single sentence crawls out of your skull
Aaronās wallpaper in 2019 vs 2026
I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...
āhow do people read yaoi in public?ā I literally write gay porn when Iām at work š
if someone is being nosy about what's on my phone they deserve to read about a magical twink graphically taking orc dick.

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Iām choosing to believe Aaron legged it home as soon as he got that text from Robert since the last time Robert was home alone, his ex husband decided to break in, and proceeded to sexually assault Robert as a ājokeā in front of Aaronā¦. š