robert and aaron ruined my life

hahaha

(friendship not character)

Vinny and Lewis: their entire relationship has taken place off screen and when they come back they've moved ahead 100 paces just to disappear again only for Vinny to be axed ending the relationship.

Vanessa: Is ignored most of the time and when she does get a love interest they cheat (or worse apparently).

Mary: Again ignored, all of her love interests end up dead or fucking her over.

Matty: His wife died less than a year after they were married and he didn't even get a storyline about it.

Suzy and Ethan: both queer POCs end up dead.

Suni: another queer POC is gaybashed.

EMMERDALE 30 DAY CHALLENGE - Character you wish never died

max king is getting married - and there is no way robert sugden is going to his best friend slash ex-boyfriend’s wedding stag. there’s just no way.

maybe fake-dating his little sisters best friend is a slightly demented thing to do in response to your best friend getting married, but robert’s had worse ideas.

(maybe)

ao3 link

written for @robrondale & @jackiemerrick's forgot my invite event!

i did spin a combination of prompts that inspired this fic - but i stupidly didn't save them (or write them down) so you're just going to have to trust me on this one.