Some thoughts I had earlier. I think it would be hilarious if Vincent D’Onofrio or Charlie Cox appeared on Sesame Street, but like in character as Fisk and Matt. The Sesame Street Muppets would each play a character from the DD/Defenders universe. The storyline for the episode would be Kingpin trying to take over Sesame Street, but he's defeated with the power of kindness, or the power of friendship, or the power of love, etc. I’ve compiled two lists based on personality traits or job occupation (if they canonically have one), of which Muppet would play which DD character with each guest star.
For Vincent/Fisk:
1. Elmo as Matt/Daredevil. The most obvious reason is that he is the color red. I also feel that Elmo is very empathetic and has a deep sense of right and wrong, kind of like Matt.
2. Prairie Dawn as Karen. I feel that Prairie Dawn is intelligent, organized, morally driven, and emotionally intense, like Karen. She's also canonically a writer and TV news reporter on Sesame Street.
3. Big Bird as Foggy. I feel that Big Bird is loyal, earnest, constantly anxious, goofy, and lovable just like Foggy.
4. Abby Cadabby as Vanessa or Elektra. I think she could be either because I love how chaotic Abby is.
5. Zoe as Vanessa or Jessica Jones. I think she could be either because I think that Zoe’s flat voice and deadpan delivery kind of match both characters.
6. Cookie Monster as Frank/Punisher. Just replace criminals with cookies and it’s the same energy lol.
7. The Count as Wesley. He’s very meticulous, especially when it involves numbers, like Wesley.
8. Rosita as Claire Temple. She’s kind, caring, resourceful, grounded, and practical like Claire. She’s also Hispanic and fluent in Spanish too.
9. Grover as Ben Urich. He’s dramatic, determined, and constantly throwing himself into danger like a true reporter.
10. Ernie as Turk Barrett. Both are lovable screw-ups who mess things up for themselves a lot.
11. Bert as Bullseye. He’s got great deadpan delivery, is hyper-focused, rigid, detail-oriented, bottles up his emotions, and is one bad day away from snapping like Bullseye.
12. Telly Monster as Luke Cage. Mainly because he’s one of the biggest muppets out of the kid-sized characters, and he seems like he could be really tough and strong.
13. The Karate Squid as Danny Rand aka The Iron Fist. He knows karate, his name is Karate Squid, and he’s adorable.
For Charlie/Matt:
1. Oscar as Fisk/Kingpin. He’s grumpy bitter, territorial, and convinced the world is awful. Defo Kingpin energy. His trash can and alley is where everything goes down.
2. Grundgetta as Vanessa. She’s canonically Oscar’s best friend and girlfriend, so she would be a great Vanessa to Oscar’s Wilson.
3. Prairie Dawn as Karen.
4. Big Bird as Foggy.
5. Abby Cadabby as Elektra.
6. Zoe as Jessica Jones.
7. Cookie Monster as Frank/Punisher.
8. The Count as Wesley.
9. Rosita as Claire Temple.
10. Grover as Ben Urich.
11. Ernie as Turk Barrett.
12. Bert as Bullseye.
13. Telly Monster as Luke Cage.
14. The Karate Squid as Danny Rand aka The Iron Fist.
Feel free to add your own ideas about characters or possible storylines!
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i don’t think i’ve mentioned it here but the fact that puertoricans can’t vote in like presidential elections and that they don’t have senators or ppl in the house of rep is insane. like democracy relies on consent of the governed. if you can’t vote you cannot give consent to the government. like what are we doing.
I am retired!!! I retired in October of 2017 and have kept my promise not to exchange my labor for money.
Since 2017, I have only done stuff that I thought was interesting or useful regardless of whether it pays, because we have more than enough money, and despite what billionaires might tell you, there is literally no difference between "more than enough" and "much more than enough."
So I no longer work for money. But in retirement one must keep busy, which is why I have taken on an unpaid gig as the social media intern for a coffee and tea business that donates 100% of its profit to charity.
I also sometimes travel to universities and other places to speak in support of Partners in Health and global access to tuberculosis care, and sometimes I write books because writing makes me happy, and every Tuesday I make a video on vlogbrothers, and I make a podcast about the world cup with my friends from high school, and so on, but none of these things constitutes work. These are just Retirement Projects, which are essential to a happy retirement.
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Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?
Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month
grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)
rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it
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@soraya-elentari don’t forget the scene where he’s swinging around a metal pole while proving a guy was the murderer lol 😆 I love you Detective Robert Goren. 🫶🏼 Never change.
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Living in a conservative part of a blue state and watching tv during an election year is really trippy because nationally people are like oh you’re all liberals over there you don’t know what it’s like living in a conservative area but then the local attack ads are like my opponent wants to be NICE to ILLEGALS and the RADICAL TRANS AGENDA and BURN DOWN POLICE STATIONS. You should vote for ME. I will SHOOT immigrants PERSONALLY in THE STREET. I am a former NAVY SEAL. BARK BARK.
Psych is such a weird show bc in a lot of ways it's constantly asking, "can you forgive your father? even tho he could never forgive you, can you forgive him?" and the thing he could never forgive you for was not meeting his exact very specific expectations. And the answer keeps being yes you can, because not doing so is worse. You tried and it hurt more. You tried and it made you more miserable. You forgive him because he's all you have most of the time, and its somehow less complicated than whatever you have going on with your mom. You can forgive him but you can't forget, and then one day he realizes that he was wrong and there was nothing he should have taken as a slight about you, but you both just never acknowledge this paradigm shift in your relationship bc it'd be more awkward then fighting again for the millionth time. So things get better but you never say why, you never acknowledge it unless forced and somehow you forgive him more than your mom who you were never even half as mad at.
But also it's about breaking and entering into sea world and making a janitor think you killed your best friend so you can escape, it's about gaslighting your coworkers into thinking you are the dumbest man alive, it's about only closing a mystery when it's as funnt as possible and making sure everyone else around you is as baffled as possible. It's about childhood and nostalgia and growing up in the most chaotic way you can. It's about people being killed with a t-rex skull, it's about slapstick and committing to the bit and being the silliest messiest bisexual on tv in 2006-2014.
It's about a son and his father and forgiveness and somehow also they are in a circus tent trying to find out why a corpse was launched from a cannon. And also there's an extended musical episode that makes it onto my personal Spotify year after year
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i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will