Aspiring writers, masters of funk, and happily married.

Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

God bless all the people who take in plenty of dogs, cats or any animal to live in their homes permanently because most of those animals would have otherwise been left to be by themselves. These people are willing to invest a lot of their energy, time and money into making sure these animals have a place to live in and that's honestly very commendable.

you have to read to your kids you have to read with your kids you have to read in front of your kids you have to take your kids to the library you have to talk about books with your kids you have to let your kids read books that are a little difficult or scary you have to teach your kids to love reading

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

I have a Thai basil plant and I just wanna bury my face in it 24/7. I was "pruning" it (plucking off the tops of the branches that had flower buds forming) with my fingers and now my hands smell like the most decadent basil on the planet. There was a grasshopper nymph on it and I can't even be mad because if I was a grasshopper nymph, I would also want to be on it. It is one of three basil varieties I have growing right now and I am vibrating out of my skin waiting for the holy basil to really kick off. Everyone should be growing basil right now.

There somehow just keeps being More Dress

i think one of the worst things the left wing internet ever did was push the idea that oppression is basically a virtue, and being oppressed is a sign of your morality. it has made it like…impossible for some of you to hold the idea that most people are privileged in some ways and oppressed in others. AND a lot of you seem to have it in your mind that terrible people cannot be oppressed, and that oppressed people cannot do terrible things, which is a dangerous rhetoric to hold imo.