This was now a decade ago but I got news about this kitty from someone who works at the clinic he lived in: he lived up to 20 years old 💙

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

Reblogging your old posts creates what is know as a "leitmotif"

roommates approach unloading the dishwasher with what i can only describe as a surrealist sensibility. putting dishes in places not even god himself would think to put them

they call me the flower enjoyer

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

having a crush is so embarrassing like. you got me pregnant. with feelings. just by hanging out. Are you going to take responsibility for our child.

It was a global problem

I have GOT to stop spending $30