Stereotypes of the Myers-Briggs Types

Why do people keep using owls to represent INTPs as an animal? INTPs are obviously sloths.

Expectation:

Reality:

Manipulators seek to dominate and control your decision making, see Manipulative Behavior for more detail. Some common examples of manipulative tactics:

because one post just wasn’t enough. (here is part one)

Disclaimer: These are based largely on MBTI stereotypes, so they are not necessarily meant to be an accurate description of any given type.

INFP: “It’s a free country. I can have problems if I want!“

ENFP: “I need to consult my mouth before letting it go.”

INFJ: “I’m slowly losing my soul to the Internet.”

ENFJ: “I am the apotheosis. It’s me, guys. I don’t know what to tell you.”

INTP: “Apathy is my fetish.”

ENTP: “You know that I don’t actually believe in reality.“

INTJ: “I will punch you with my mighty intellect!”

ENTJ: “I know, my mouth ruined your life. It’s not just you. You’re not special.”

ISFJ: "I don’t believe physics exists, because God”

ESFJ: "You better be inspired.“

ISTJ: “If you don’t respect tradition, you may as well fuck yourself.”

ESTJ: “Would you like some duct tape for your feelings?”

ISFP: “Dirt does wonders for your body.”

ESFP: “Did I just sexualize my emotions?”

ISTP: “I’ve been working on my laziness for a while now. I’m too invested to just give up.”

How to develop Se

To fully experience that rush of living in the moment, you must jump off a cliff. Don’t have the guts? Well, you obviously don’t, since you don’t have enough Se. You may also train yourself by riding a rollercoaster repeatedly until you cannot remember who you were or feel anything anymore. The only thing you will be able to experience is the appreciation of this moment. Beautiful, isn’t it?

How to develop Si

This one is quite easy. Just go take those SAT vocab practice tests for fun. Here’s a link: https://www.vocabtest.com/ If you can memorize everything, your Si is at the top of the game!

How to develop Ne

Get high.

How to develop Ni

One cannot “develop” psychic abilities, one can only be born with it. Just go find a fortune teller, or a crazy INFJ.

How to develop Te

Model from the best. Remember that bully from your elementary school? Yes, you remember them, don’t you? Strong Te has that lasting effect on you. Pretend to be like them and go boss people around. Your Te will go through the roof in no time.

How to develop Ti

To have a fully developed Ti, you need the following items:

20 of the most frustrating chain puzzles you can find

5000 piece jigsaw puzzle (the whole thing must be the same plain color)

Solve them, take them apart, put them back together again 10 times, and you will be able to solve anything the world throws at you from then on.

How to develop Fe

Put on a “free hugs” T-shirt and go stand at the busiest mall in the city for 5 hours per day for 1 month. You’ll learn to absolutely, unconditionally, wholeheartedly, devotedly be in love with people (no sarcasms intended), just like Fe-doms.

How to develop Fi

You must learn to FEEL! And express that FEEL! - Go watch 100 movies that make you cry. Here are some examples:

The Notebook

ET

Grave of the Fireflies

A Walk to Remember

P.S. I Love You

Marley & Me

Toy Story 3

Inside Out

Good luck,

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(I am not responsible for anything that happens to you should you choose to follow my advice).

ENTP

- wants to be director but ends up playing the weird annoying nerd in the cast

- tries to make everything fun, but is not taken very seriously

- goes around helping everyone instead of practicing lines, somehow has it all memorized by the time they have to speak

INTP

- prop controller/builder

- literally can design the coolest props that like actually do stuff and things

- doesn’t get credit for half the stuff they do 

ENTJ

- the director

- plans everything out to the dot

- creeps up on people practicing their lines and offering criticism 

INTJ

- assistant director

- helps with prop making

- finds a use for all the weird gadgets INTP makes

ESTP

- main character’s love interest 

- really good actor; can make people cry and then laugh about it afterwards

- pranks and jokes on set

ISTP

- helps INTP with props

- can repair anything, and will

- has a minor role in the play but doesn’t really care

ESTJ

- has a pretty major role as the villain’s evil BFF

- actually goes around and makes sure people are doing their thing

- gets angry when people aren’t doing their thing

ISTJ

- practices their part perfectly

- flawless execution of dialogues

- gets on no one’s nerves ever

ENFP

- main character’s goofy bff 

- makes jokes on set 

- pairs up with ENTP to make everything fun, but gets disregarded

INFP

- quiet and shy character

- everyone thinks that INFP will struggle while delivering line, but they do it awesomely and surprise everyone

- goes around helping other people with their lines and the prop section

ENFJ

- omg brought cookies for everyone on set

- main character 

- can deliver long speeches with emotion and rawness

INFJ

- brought cupcakes but no one noticed :/

- ended up eating all of them with ENTP and ISFJ

- a pretty major character, quiet off set but loud on set

ESFP

- the singing character

- actually makes everything fun 

- way too much energy 

ISFP

- costume designer

- actually drew everyone’s character

- very independent person

ESFJ

- wanted to bring cookies but nah

- also really good with their lines

- gossip ;)

ISFJ

- pretty shy, but then surprises everyone by being awesome while delivering their lines

- helps with ISFP in drawing and making costumes

ESTP:  “I, too, can divide, multiply and categorize into oblivion but what’s the fucking point”

ESTJ: “How many aneurysms did it take to render you useless?”

ESFP: “seeking for some kind of drama and attention”

ESFJ: I don’t know who wrote that book, but you have got to stop calling each other cp 6s and 4s!

ENTP: “💞Palpa 💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Palpa be ENTP🏃🏻💨 Palpa has enough Ne 🗿 To fill the sea 🍆😍! 1 Ne💦 2 Ne💦💦 3 Ne💦💦💦 4 💦💦💦💦! Palpa Ne’s💦 so much he can’t Ne any more 🙈🙉🙊! Ghost Ne 👻💦 Ghost Ne 👻💦 don’t be scared ❌😖❌! There’s always more Ne 💦👅 that can be shared 👬! Palpa makes me ☁️squishy ☁️ It’s sexy how he’s so 💧mean💧 Palpa treats me like his INFJ dream 🐈🐩🐕! Send this to 8w8 💯TRUE💯 ENTPs or else you’ll 🚫never 🚫 get any Ne 💦💦💦 again 😦😳😎‼️”

ENTJ: 8w1

ENFP: On all levels except physical, I am an 8. [intense!]

ENFJ: The manifesto people wrote about mag-ne-ti-c and his mom on twitter

ISTP: circumventing the circumgrip

ISTJ: Everyone I don’t like is Hitler a 4 

ISFP: “type me like one of your British infjs~~”

ISFJ: “nearly an 8″ *this post cannot be reblogged*

INTP: The hexadecagram 

INTJ: @glass-bones-and-palpa-skin

INFP: Hi my name is Infjandora Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way, and I have a long ebony dark Ni-Ti loop(that’s how I got my name) with an Se loop that reaches my mid back and icy psychic blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me that I’m on the same level as Carl Jung (AN: If u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!) I’m not related to Keirsey but I wish I was because he’s a major hottie. I’m a 4 but I’m definitely not cringeworthy and attention seeking. I’m also an INFJ(the rarest type), and I spend my time on MBTI tumblr, where I’m in my seventh year here(I’m seventeen).  

INFJ: @palpa-ni-fe​

1: “I’d like you to solve this conflict like mature people instead of bitching each other.”

2: Mag-ne-ti-c’s mom

3: @palpas-st-ri-fe​

4: “a 14w13-6w5-9w10-2w4, which is in the 14-6-9-2 tetratype.”

5: Circumgrip

p6: “stable grip”

cp6: Intense!

7: ENTPs are Se-doms

8: “fucking stick your dick down my throat then pistol whip me”

“ Umm… How is he an F in any way? He’s so smart!”

“ ISTJs are soooo boring amirite”

“ Sensors are so dumb, but I guess we do need people to work in boring office jobs and stuff like that lol”

INTP: [is nauseous and somewhat dizzy]

INTP: ..what the heck

INTP: *puts hand on forehead to check for temperature* am i sick

INTP: [tries to ignore it]

INTP: [is still nauseous and somewhat dizzy]

INTP: [is starting to get annoyed at nausea and dizziness]

INTP: am i hungry or something???

INTP: [drinks milk]

INTP: [nausea temporarily goes away]

But OK, I will.

8 - tough, aggressive

5 - intelligent

4 - intense

7 - distractible

3 - fake 8.

So 584 = highly intense, can be aggressive.

837 = aggressive, but much lighter weight.

So who is the punk ass bitch?

Oh, and I’m 5 core, not 8 core.

Yes, it was stereotyping. It was the start of an attack, because I was still using my 5 fix, not my 8 one.

bless

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fandom

There is currently several shootings in the streets of Paris, in the Xth and XIth districts. There is already victims, 18 persons has been killed.

So please, if you are in Paris right now: stay home.

- Emergency special number (if you need information) (please, use it carefully, too many calls will make the line crash): 0800 40 60 05 

- Schools and universities are closed tomorrow. (in the whole country btw)

- In Paris and IDF, it’s advised NOT TO MOVE. Don’t leave your home or the place you’re staying in unless you really have to.

- It seems taxis are free tonight if you need a ride home.

- IF YOU NEED A PLACE TO CRASH IN/ WANTS TO WELCOME SOMEONE: follow the hashtag #PORTEOUVERTE

- 5 metro lines are closed: 3, 5,8 9 and 11

- Maps of the attacks (source: Libération). Streets are probabky closed around these areas.

Ti Auxiliary: And I’ll use all that knowledge to BLOW STUFF UP YOLO. :D

Ti Tertiary: Or help the human race?

When people think a character is smart they assume their type is xNTx. That isn’t how that works…