someone: *is nice and a decent human being*
âmbti expertsâ: AH, YES, THEYâRE A FEELER!
someone: *doesnât like parties*
âmbti expertsâ: INTROVERT ALERT! HYPER-INTROVERSION RIGHT HERE!
someone: *in high spirits and enthusiastic today*
âmbti expertsâ: OOH OOH ENFP WITHOUT A DOUBT!
âmbti expertsâ: WELL THEN THEY CANâT BE A SENSOR!!!
someone: *meets a deadline*
âmbti expertsâ: SO ORGANIZED, A JUDGING TYPE FOR SURE!
someone: *likes Star Trek*
âmbti expertsâ: OMG A REAL LIFE INTP!!!!!!!!
someone: *cares for someone exactly once*
âmbti expertsâ: DEFINITELY DOM EXTROVERTED FEELING! FE VIBES!!!!
someone: *does well in school*
âmbti expertsâ: A THINKER! YES! T H I N K E R ! TRUE INTELLECTUAL!!1!!!1
âmbti expertsâ: THEYâVE GOTTA BE INFP! AWW SWEETIE COME HERE
âmbti expertsâ: OH YES AN EXTJ NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR THIS
someone: *remembers something*
âmbti expertsâ: I N T R O V E R T E DÂ S E N S I N G
someone: *flirts with someone*
âmbti expertsâ: AHHHH ESTP, OF COURSE!!!!!!
someone: *respects authority once*
âmbti expertsâ: MMMMMMMM GONNA SAY ISXJ YEEEEEP
âmbti expertsâ: WHY YES, SE-DOM IN THEIR NATURAL HABITAT
âmbti expertsâ: INTROVERTED INTUITION! AHA! AHAAAAA!Â
someone: *is stressed for like 30 seconds*
âmbti expertsâ: YOUâRE IN THE GRIP. OF COURSE. LET ME SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS BC YOU ARE DEFINITELY IN A COGNITIVE LOOP.
someone:Â âoh yeah, you know mbti? i took a cognitive function test. i didnât know how accurate it was from its explanations, but iâve done some more research and done some self-analysis, i think it fits pretty well. it gave me intjââ
âmbti expertsâ: UH NO YOU LITERALLY CANâT BE INTJ??? WHO TOLD YOU THAT??? WELL THEYâRE WRONG SORRY. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MISTYPED, LIKE THATâS SOOOOO INACCURATE!!!! UGH I MEAN LOOK AT YOU? YOUâRE A NICE PERSON, INTJS ARENâT NICE WYM. AND YOUâRE LIKE SUPER LOW-KEY COME ON YOUâRE 23 INTJS HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD BY AGE 20 WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING????? IâM AN EXPERT ON THIS TOPIC, SUZIE. AN EXPERT. I KNOW MY STUFF. YOU DONâT EVEN LIKE COMPUTERS OR ANYTHING SCIENCE-Y SO YOUâRE DEFINITELY NOT AN EXTROVERTED THINKER. ALSO YOU CRIED LAST WEEK WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE NOT INTJ!!!!! I KNOW YOU!!!!!!!!! AND DONâT PRETEND YOUâRE AN INTROVERT I SAW YOU TALK TO LIKE FIVE PEOPLE TODAY?!??!?!?!? UGH I CANâT BELIEVE THIS I THOUGHT BETTER OF YOU SUZIE. LET ME TEACH YOU ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY OKAY?????