Tighty Whities

“You know the rules, son. We don’t sleep in our shorts.”

Dad forgot to pack PJs for the cruise, so you’ll be seeing him like this every morning and night.

Fuuuccck

Jeremy and Jordan forewent the boxer shorts when it was just them in their dorm room. It might’ve been macho boxers in the locker room but it was tighty whities at bedtime.

“Alright, sport. Time to turn the TV off and come to bed.”

Papi’s decided no more pajama bottoms for you. “You can sleep in your ‘chones’, just like your hermanos and Tio Salvador.”

I used to “forget” mine all the time so I could be on display in my white briefs.

Dad’s sleeping in his underpants tonight, and so are you. No arguments, young man.

“Nah. I think I found it. I can hear the phone vibrating but it’s stuck between these cushions.”