words were spoken on my part of an irritable kind

nothing hits like an exocentric verb-noun compound. scapegrace killjoy spitfire cutthroat dreadnought tattletale sellsword

HANGDOG HEARTTHROB DAREDEVIL‼️

i do genuinely hate to be a buzzkill in this case but it sucks that tumblr is still cracking up over lemon stealing whores because the guy in that video is notable rapist james deen and also it isn’t really that funny? but i can’t do anything about it so anyway here’s a song about wanting to chop his dick off

hey why are all the buffy actors dying now

nicholas brendon passed and i didn’t even hear about it ): rip… i need to rewatch coherence. and more btvs but now it’s gonna make me sad

NOT ANTHONY STEWARD HEAD NO

This pride month I'm coming out of the closet as someone who unironically enjoys the song One Week by The Barenaked Ladies

I think in Resident Evil 4 and other such video games where you absolutely just blast your way thru your problems, every two hundred kills or so, Leon should remark to himself, “I have shot so many people in the head today.” Then go right back to blasting. Anyway I just got a scope for my beefy rifle that lets me snipe people from a billion feet away. Used it to one shot a guy who never knew I was in his zip code. The satisfaction I felt watching his head explode was so intense that it felt unethical. Then I took money from that guy’s dead body and took it to the merchant to make my gun even better.

I just wonder sometimes if Leon is ever like “I wade through an ocean of blood so deep I will never surface again,” while he spin kicks a guy to death.

When older leon goes quiet and stares into the distance, it is because he’s thinking about the time he shouted “HASTA LUEGO” then suplexed a granny.