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Liza Minnelli has outlived Michael’s sweatpants. His pajama shorts have reappeared after six(?) performances.

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

ok so you know how in act 2 Michael says "you tried to make me a killer!" and David says "you ARE a killer Michael." what if that was because the whole reason the Emerson family moved to Santa Carla was because Michael killed his dad during that last altercation? it changes nothing and yet everything, but wouldn't it be another fun layer to things?

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer