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Mayo, early 30s, they/any. Icon by floral-cas. A Loaded March and Down to Agincourt enthusiast. If you don't read either, you might want to blacklist them, I go on sprees without warning. Blog title is from Excalibur Red (a LM extra). Ceewelsh on AO3 where I do podfics. Check out my fic recs! Post limit blog (only really used 5th November) is mayonnaisetoffees2

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sandmandaddy69

#please Daniel we can't keep doing this

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badjokesbyjeff

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

mckenzie-t-canis-lupus

JEFF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

theburialofstrawberries

awesome awesome interview with Emily Wilson

justme--48

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#15 #21 and 23 it's like ma'am I'm from Cumbria what do you think #p sure we did both at the same time on DofE #.....after all the breakdowns.....

apolladay

If you have siblings, are you close with them?

yes

no

it's complicated

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Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

#I'd say yes but like not close like some people are with their siblings #older brother genuinely don't know how we survived living together as teenagers #but now that we don't live together get on MUCH better #but we don't like talk consistently or whatever #but I proofread shit for his plays and that too #younger sibling I get on with better but we don't talk much either #but he moved back with our parents again recently and we have long chats whenever I'm home #and I actually got a reply from him yesterday because I asked for help with Uncharted if I bring my PS5 with me when I go home for a week #I cannot aim and the first game doesn't have the easier modes like 4 did

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fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP: My chickens refuse to roost on their perches, so I’m trying to find their leader among them.

carebooks

sometimes you rewatch Sense8 for the plot, sometimes you rewatch Sense8 for the character bonding, sometimes you rewatch Sense8 to watch queer characters not die and actually have a very happy ending, sometimes you rewatch Sense8 for the healthy, mature, and supportive romantic and platonic relationships portrayed in the show, sometimes you rewatch Sense8 for the action sequences, sometimes you rewatch Sense8 for the music and party moments that alter your brain chemistry, sometimes you rewatch Sense8 for the fucking orgies and the beautifully done sex scenes, sometimes you rewatch Sense8 just for the fucking awesome cluster transition shots— every time they’re walking around and suddenly all other 7 of ‘em pop outta nowhere seamlessly or that fucking shot of Wolfgang walking down the alleyway and he’s visiting all his other selves and they turn up to follow behind him as they all line up into one and then in the restaurant with lila- the shot of them all rising behind him—

there are so many fucking reasons to rewatch this show.

tvandfilm

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Josh Just Happens to Live Here! | 1.01

maxknightley

the etymology of "piano" is so fucking dumb I love it. yeah this is my cool new harpsichord. it has more volume control than a standard harpsichord so we call it a "loudsoft" for short. or a "softloud" if you prefer. but that's still a bit of a mouthful so I've been thinking of just calling it a soft.

tinyyellowflowers-blog

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

demiaseranmage

@kaity--did

kaity--did

Children learning that the world exists around them is my favorite thing

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yume-fanfare

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

paperjoshi

what the fuck is a time knife

bramblepatch

strawberrylovely

undeadentropy

Time knife is a form of time knife

no-one-offical

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thegamefreaks

It’s Dangerous To Go Alone

dresupi

So many people are letting GenAI think for them at this point. It's sad. Like people can't do ANYTHING without asking GenAI. That was fast, right? Like... the time jump from GenAI becoming mainstream popular to people just not thinking for themselves anymore was SHORT, right? I saw a reddit post where someone was asking if they should go to the ER, ChatGPT said it wasn't that bad yet, but their hand is swelling up. LIKE GO. TO. THE. ER. Listen, I saw the thing where ChatGPT couldn't count how many 'r's are in the word Strawberry, and let me tell you, I ain't letting something that can't count letters tell me when it's time to go to the ER. It is not intelligence. It is a PROGRAM, guys. A program.

#slightly off topic but one of the things I love about the NHS website #is you look up the scary thing and at the bottom it has a section of #If X do Y #like if the cough has lasted more than however many weeks call your GP #if okay I can't think of another example but go to minor injuries/a&e #if someone is throwing up what looks like coffee grounds/having heart attack symptoms call 999

boopsbucket

cait-lame

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

disasterlarper

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

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ragsy

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

ragsy

How to "get it":

Ask yourself, how does this piece make you feel? (No wrong answers)

Look for an artist statement nearby. What does it say about the artist and their relationship to their work? What does the artist say that they are trying to convey with their art? What contextual clues can you pick up from what they say about their background, or what they omit?

Look at the title of the piece. What is the artist saying about their work by naming it that, either explicitly or implicitly?

Look at the medium. Is there anything about the piece that stands out to you, knowing what it's made of?

Look at the year it was made. What cultural events might have been happening around this time? Was this piece part of a particular art movement? What was the purpose of that art movement, and what was it trying to say?

Accept that sometimes, you still might not get it. This is perfectly okay.

#also the artist statement might say to look at it from down the hallway #I remember one in the Tate modern that I didn't really get but we read the thing #and looking at it from further back like unlocked some emotions #idk how to describe it because it didn't suddenly become a regular picture or whatever #but it became what it was meant to be?#idk but thank you op for reminding me of that

roycohn

the only truly funny joke anyone's ever made about easter and every year i forget about it and then get to laugh and laugh anew

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