Easily Distractible

If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

The backlash was a major lawsuit from 9 tribes alongside other lawsuits from advocacy groups like NDN Collective. You can support NDN Collective by donating to them here.

Well, which one is it going to be?

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

Tumblr meets Hallmark

dmv spotting

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

It’s amazing sometimes what a singular glass of Gatorade can do for you

agreed. But glass? Pouring Gatorade into a glass is a level of classiness I had not previously perceived

I use the powder and I’ve gotta mix it in something

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad