not a body of work, this is my body laid open

haha [following] you are reblogging my post

so tired of being human I want to be a flower

the well ok of it all

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

sound on sound on sound on

so embarrassing to like music. "yeah, these are all my favorite noises", "im gonna pay money to go to the room where they play this sound really loud", "im gonna 'buy' these noises so i can listen to them later". humiliating. literature isnt like this

Literature is like yeah I know all these words I speak the language for decades but I will pay you to read these words in the order you came up with

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

i will invent a new letter of the alpabet tomorrow

will you all be mad at me if i said i cant type it

yes

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday