not a body of work, this is my body laid open

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"

[TEXT: Sex - also known as shagging (AUDIO: The Iris Wildthyme Appreciation Society, PROSE: Happy Endings), boffing (PROSE: The Two Jasons), fucking (TV: Combat, Meat), hanky-panky (TV: Kill the Moon) [+], hooking up (PROSE: Rory's Stag), and how's-your-father (AUDIO: Visiting Hours, Serenity, A Photograph To Remember) - was an action performed by two or more people. /END]

My favorite position is 1st place in Mario Kart.

translator's note: this translation sucks just learn the original language for fucks sake

i’m always so flattered when bees buzz around me. sorry miss, i’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought i was

what if we “reimagined” [redacted play] in a way that completely ignores the themes and thus nullifies its impact and meaning

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

it’s just me and the song i choose weekly to play six thousand million times against the world

The hatemail game on this website is insane

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

in so many ways am i better than who i was five or ten years ago. in a few ways i am worse but that’s show biz, baby

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

Hell yeah 🤙

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