not a body of work, this is my body laid open

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

sound on sound on sound on

so embarrassing to like music. "yeah, these are all my favorite noises", "im gonna pay money to go to the room where they play this sound really loud", "im gonna 'buy' these noises so i can listen to them later". humiliating. literature isnt like this

Literature is like yeah I know all these words I speak the language for decades but I will pay you to read these words in the order you came up with

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

i will invent a new letter of the alpabet tomorrow

will you all be mad at me if i said i cant type it

yes

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

omg do you think they're gonna hard launch