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Something funky’s going on. I give you a book… then suddenly I can’t read? I call Veronica a black widow and then the egg I gave her was filled with spiders even though when I checked it it was empty . 🫵 What are you? A wizard?

Quick while the astronauts are no-transmission behind the moon let’s arrange the continents into a funny shape

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for