“Dopamine hit, then anxiety” Bryce has figured out the secret to reality tv. Producers are gonna have to have him put down now

He asked for a kiss AGAIN?? Pest behavior

Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending

I did not know this and I'm grateful for being informed

fuck rainbow capitalism or whatever but i need the leather daddy in that levi's ad.

ok some days being visibly homo is the most wonderful thing in the world. an old woman walking her dog stopped to say hello to me and I asked if i could say hi to her dog. she seemed really excited and told me "his name is rupert brooke. i named him after a gay poet from the era of the first world war. he had red hair just like my dogs fur". then she leans in and whispers like she's divulging some great secret and says "i don't usually tell people about the gay part"

I experienced bad turbulence on the plane for the first time and it was kinda erotic I won't lie

*looking over on a plane and seeing this on their notes app*

I feel like the bigger shock would be seeing the explicit fanfics of Beatles porking each other I was reading the whole flight if im being honest

[id: screencap of note reading "First time experiencing bad turbulence on a plane --> hard?" /end id]

certified beatles post

Happy disability pride month

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

i am going to go to the get angry factory and i am going to? get angry

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

so much of the "research" on "phones bad" is just statisticians congratulating themselves in a circle

I don’t need a study to know using my phone makes me feel like shit

do different things on your phone then. I'm guessing you haven't written off paper as a technology just because tax forms make you want to cry

the thing you have to understand is that "screens bad" research gets published so easily you can basically make every research mistake ever invented and be fine