Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

Kenzie going “fucking finally!” As if Corbin is already dead

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

what the fuck. comics are magic

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles

“Dopamine hit, then anxiety” Bryce has figured out the secret to reality tv. Producers are gonna have to have him put down now

He asked for a kiss AGAIN?? Pest behavior

Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending

I did not know this and I'm grateful for being informed

fuck rainbow capitalism or whatever but i need the leather daddy in that levi's ad.

ok some days being visibly homo is the most wonderful thing in the world. an old woman walking her dog stopped to say hello to me and I asked if i could say hi to her dog. she seemed really excited and told me "his name is rupert brooke. i named him after a gay poet from the era of the first world war. he had red hair just like my dogs fur". then she leans in and whispers like she's divulging some great secret and says "i don't usually tell people about the gay part"

I experienced bad turbulence on the plane for the first time and it was kinda erotic I won't lie

*looking over on a plane and seeing this on their notes app*

I feel like the bigger shock would be seeing the explicit fanfics of Beatles porking each other I was reading the whole flight if im being honest

[id: screencap of note reading "First time experiencing bad turbulence on a plane --> hard?" /end id]

certified beatles post

Happy disability pride month

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane