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discount-supervillain

Never done one of these before, hopefully it’s alright. Sort of went with an old-y style oil lamp instead of a lantern, but I like it.

probablysupervillainrpgideas

you attempt to pick up a light in a dark dungeon, only to find out it was one of these.

Credit to @discount-supervillain for the art, this is really good!

Master the art of walking out of the shadows clapping slowly just when the heroes think they’ve won

probablykoboldramblings

Master the art of walking into the shadows quietly when the heroes think they’ve won, so you can escaping

probablyweirdrpgideas

Master the art of spoon clapping while in the shadows, so when the heros arive, they are scared of a large, clacking animal

Ive already added to this but in response to the last addition I must say “same”

probablybeerpgideas

Master the art of coalescing from a large swarm of bees from the shadows just as the heroes think they’ve won before overdramatically revealing that the you they just killed is just a cleverly disguised swarm of bees.

#y'know #this should probably be a tribute to Supervillain rpg ideas

Master the art of training your relics around your lair to sound exactly like you, so that "you" can speak from several places at once while in the shadows before revealing yourself.

xaidyl

Me, a nerd, eating my cereal in the morning

probablykoboldramblings

A healthy breakfast

demonicxtyrant

@zat1guy

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We just hit 315 followers! NEAT-O!

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___ blogs, grab your ___!

eye blogs, grab your glasses!

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Glamour blogs, grab your makeup!

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merchant blogs, grab your gold!

Food blogs, grab your recipes!

Werewolf blogs, grab your victims!

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Object blogs, grab your talking jewelry!

make a merchant who already has like three blogs but they gotta play along

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i copy-pasted this from another blog im lazy and dont have time to track you all down. just let me make my sales

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PEANUT BUTTER AND PICKLE SANDWICHES FOR EVERYONE!

good news everyone

What heinous thing is this on my dash

probablyadventurousrpgideas

Cursed Post

Is it bad that I’m wondering what that would even taste like..?

I tried it. The vinegar overpowers every other taste and makes the smooth texture of the sandwich bread soggy and liquid-y

NOTHIC WUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

((totally not something I would do as well))

probablyeyerpgideas

nothic how did your tastebuds not commit mutiny the second you put that in your mouth??

It’s not the worst thing I’ve tasted.

You shouldve listened. I tried to warn you. If anyone else has weird food combos, try me first bc if I dont know simply on principle ive probs tried it (sometimes foolishly)

Have ye heard of haggis

Yes. I havent tried it but that one isnt out of the ordinary, and is acceptable

probablyeyerpgideas

i ate a haribo with marmite on before.

don’t recommend it.

I’ve had marmite chocolate before. It’s actually quite nice

constantlyonfirerpgideas

I’m trying all of these, where would one acquire Marmite?

Any of these will do. The marmite chocolate I had was made by marmite (I think. My mum got it for me) so not sure what actually putting marmite on chocolate would be like. Also, only use a small amount. This stuff is strong.

constantlyonfirerpgideas

I’m gonna eat a whole jar.

averageblackteen-deactivated201

????

Peanut butter burgers (with pickles) on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives actually might interest some people.

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

neesie09

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

tangdynastie

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

gayngelofthelordlovesdean

I have over three thousand followers and so far only two reblogged this I’m disappointed

probablyfunrpgideas

Not an RPG Idea, but very important

definitelybeholderrpgideas

Always reblog

constantlyonfirerpgideas

Reblog

*raises hand* Woke white person.

Rebloggity blog.

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RPG dice ask meme

First dice you ever owned?

Most recently bought dice?

Favorite dice?

Most aesthetically pleasing dice?

Luckiest dice?

Unluckiest dice?

Any personal dice superstitions?

Do you have any dice you identify with a particular character?

Do any of your dice have nicknames?

Do you stack your dice?

What’s the most epic roll your dice have given you?

What’s a time where your dice utterly failed you?

Do you punish low-rolling dice?

What are your dream/holy grail dice?

Ever commissioned custom dice? If you could, what would you commission?

redluminous

Tag yourself, Slime Rancher

wait come back

brightb-vt

:3 but stronger

probablystrangerpgideas-blog

Flower power

no touchie

probablybearrpgideas

Glowey Glowey

tireddungeonmaster

I’m Ok but why though

probablybeerpgideas

Hon Bun, to nobody’s surprise.

#im gonna be honest #i never thought i'd say that sentence ever

I'm a glowy glowy WHOOSH

A black wristband that allows you access to anywhere you want, but the cost is one of your human features changing into another creature feature (such as your human eyes into snake ones, your shoulder blades into dragon wings, your teeth into vampire fangs, your ears into werewolf ears, etc. Etc. And so forth.)

#idea #rpgblogs #i dunno #i thought this one was pretty good

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annabellioncourt

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

mothfishing

#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf’s mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won’t go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it’s time to come home

the-golden-ghost

I actually like the “throwing clothes at it” better cause now I’m picturing Grandma stomping out of the house at 3 AM in her slippers, arms full of clothes and facing down this horrible, snarling beast.

And then she just starts flinging clothes at it like “GODDAMN IT JEFFERY IT IS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON AND COME BACK INSIDE RIGHT THIS MINUTE”

deleriousfromcoffee

I love both these versions.

@probablywerewolfrpgideas Use this

anonymousalchemist

hello have you ever heard of the Ketchup Incident also known as my biggest mistake to date that has lasted two entire days and spanned at least two tight-knit groups somehow

i saw part of it happen across my dash but i think i got to the point where i saw that someone drinks ketchup? and i was like. thats it. thats enough. i know enough about this and i dont need to read more.

anonymousalchemist

am i missing out on some primo discourse here

edalynn

LET IT DIE PLEASE

strawbebbynya

You can never live it down now

I BLAME MYSELF FOR THE KETCHUP INCIDENT, AND I HAVE NO REGETS WHATSOEVER

ALSO NOW MY ENTIRE BLOG IS JUST KETCHUP