Lyds

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.

Dearest Samantha, I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with it, if that is your preference. Today I hacked a local computer to get more bubbles in my tank and took a photograph of an unsuspecting victim. Do let me know how your human activities are going. And if this "Karen" continues to antagonize your brother, I would suggest smacking her very hard. And do send more canned snacks. Best Wishes, Octopus #5, Monterrey bay research aquarium

does anyone even use the chat formatting feature anymore

me: *is in hot topic* some prep: get away from me emo freak me: ugh frank iero (who i am holding on a leash): *growls* me: *tugs on leash* easy girl... not worth the fight... just some stupid prep gerard way: coke zero me: ugh gerard not now... later when we get home... prep: wtf... you are all so weird *walks away* everyone: *start clapping*

shoutout to the kidnappers who feed the rest of fall out boy the internal organs of their lead singer and pump them full of drugs but respect andy’s vegan lifestyle enough to just feed him grapes