Maxwell

bro you have to consider the impies (cool new way to say implications) of the sitchie (cool new way to say situation)

he’s pathetic. he’s emotionally repressed. he’s lost every fight he’s ever been in. he’s a whore. he’s hopelessly in love. he’s a war criminal. he’s socially inept. he’s hated by god. he’s even transgender

Instant good mood

I didn’t even need the volume for this mood raiser

This is an amazing life story in under 3 minutes.

Trixie’s eternal look of bewilderment when Katya goes off on one of these will never wear thin

pretty boy (derogatory)

pretty boy (derogatory (flirtatious))

time sensitive question how flirt boy

what if i rubbed my face on you like a cat because I love you? huh? what then?

el muchacho monday

she’s that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive

“god you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon bud”

5rd

we all know Jack Black is not limited by our simple universe

this post is such a rollercoaster

it is a truth universally acknowledged that evil serotonin is the most powerful of all serotonins

*sprinkling my traits throughout my ocs* this one is the kid in me and all my wonder. this one is my self-worth issues and anger. this one is my absolute desire to be over six feet tall

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*