the redoubt of the ocean in residence.

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout

Keep Reblogging guys

Sexy People I trusted you

That was your first mistake

You genuinely are going to make me increase the population of trout

That is the goal, I’m aiming for the infinite trout in the tub glitch