closer to heaven

come over and form a strange connection wth me

of all the books one could burn as some kind of political statement I'll admit I did not expect it to be Paper Towns. YA coming of age novels have always made conservatives and crackpots freak out I guess, but still, wow

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

im going to explode in the kiln

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing