how violently uplifting

let's stay out of the fandom tags with papa

let's learn to block people with mama

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

Rocky truly is the character of all time. He’s been alone for so long he fully jumpscares the first living being he encounters. He is so smart. He is kinda dumb. He’s naked 24/7. His mate is on average 18 times bigger than him. He is autistic. He has adopted a squishy wet cat of a platonic boyfriend/soulmate. He is living in a romcom about a soldier coming back to his awesome partner after all the years of suffering. His platonic boyfriend is constantly in fight or flight. He makes one (1) intentional joke. He is saved by a being named mercy and patience. He unintentionally recreated five feet apart bc they can never touch. He learns how to hug anyway. He saves both planets through the power of friendship and stubbornness and a frankly alarming lack of self preservation. He hates Mark just cause. He rewrites the bro code.