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Texture is crunchy, though it takes some pressure to crumble. Would be better if it was more brittle. Smell is average, slightly on the "pleasant" side. Taste is whatever, could be more savory and meaty; leaves a strange aftertaste but it's not too bad. Shape and size is fine, not much commentary

Overall rating: 6/10

Smell is very similar to the cat food, though the tastes couldn't be more different. Hardly any flavor, and the one it does have is very reminiscent of wet cardboard. Texture is some weird balance between crunchy and not crunchy. Shapes are lame except for the bones, size is slightly bigger than cat food. Quite unpleasant all things considered

Overall rating: 3/10

Smell and taste are very fishy for obvious reasons, surprisingly not very unpleasant. Taste changes the more I eat it, ranging from a whole lot of nothing to fish and a slight metallic tinge at the end. Size is very small so you need to eat quite a few to actually taste it

Overall rating: 7/10

Flaky and colorful, the downside is that it sticks to the roof of my mouth and makes a sort of paste, so texture is one of its weak aspects. Flavor wise it doesn't really taste like much, just some nondescript slightly fishy flavor with a faintly bitter aftertaste. Smell is light, but not unpleasant

Overall rating: 5/10

Unfortunately i spilled all that was left from this a few years back but i do remember the taste and texture. Size was approximately five times bigger than the betta food, around the size of a single millet seed. Texture was barely crunchy but still quite soft, and the taste was quite bland, no fishy flavor whatsoever but i still enjoyed it a lot

Overall rating: 9/10

You see, i was expecting this would be surprisingly good, but alas, i was let down as it was surprisingly Not good. Package is cute, although i hoped that there would be different colors and flavors in the kibble, there were only funny shapes and no variety in the aforementioned. I thought they would be more savory, unfortunately they had a very similar cardboard flavor to the previous cat food

Overall rating: 6.5/10

The pellets are smaller in size and diarrhea colored, with slightly varied lumpy shapes. Flavor is very bland yet not enough so it still has an unpleasant taste, almost sweetish and papery, with something i can only describe as a slimy taste at the very end. The texture is whatever, it breaks into bigger sections when chewed instead of just crumbling up

Overall rating: 4/10

Scent is more meaty than fishy, slightly liver like, i don't like that. Texture was chunky and blocky, almost like solid jelly. Sauce was pretty much flavorless, and actual taste was bland just like the smell. A bit like cardboard and stale kibble i would say, nothing like tuna at all. I feel like it wanted to be savory but couldn't even get close. Underwhelming participation award. Surprised at the lack of rich flavor and how everything was complete opposite of what I expected. I got this weird feeling in my chest when eating it like the one i get when i feel I'm not gonna make it towards semester's end and my life's going in a downwards spiral.

Overall rating: 2/10

You know, every so often I think I should update my pirated copy of CS2.

Then I see things like this, and remember that I don't need it more than I need it, you know?