hope-coded time player

stop talking about jake english meta in the club youre scaring the hoes

also something i didn't mention because i forgor about it until just now (and i'm not going to edit it in because it's so minor) but i disagree with the whole "jake had a whole thing about not wanting to be sexualized, so don't ship him bc that's putting him into romantic/sexual situations" and i feel like those 2 things are not inherent to one another. 1) he's a fictional character he's not going to be sad that a tumblrina drew him in a bikini for their own personal amusement 2) i think there's a difference between a character being maliciously sexualized by other characters (or even the narrative itself) and a character being written as being part of a relationship 3) idk maybe some of us want to use shipping as a means to further explore those themes of sexualization that he faces. shipping doesn't just have to be "i want dirk and jake to date because they would have 0 problems 👍" i kind of like the problems. i'm thinking about the problems. and the sexualization could very well be one of those potential problems

' umm if you think seers are supposed to sit on the sidelines and predict shit youre wrong bc rose- ' rose ? rose who decided to turn away from her quest entirely ? rose lalonde ? rose lalonde who decided to start blowing up her gates instead of playing the game ? i think you guys are forgettung classpects are as much of a sburb construct as everything else

im sure a lot of the players love their classpects but if you can understand dave disliking the role of heroism or whatever you want to focus on about the boy characters you can understand that some characters are going to treat their title as a suggestion . seers ARE supposed to advise from the sidelines this is said like explicitly , its just that rose and terezi dgaf

classpects at their core determine narrative role . if you read homestuck and understood the words at all you would understand that narrative role more often than not is oppressive

the felt as allegories of narrative functions and the machinations of paradox space, maybe not actually as allegorical as you'd think

The Homestuck Analyzer’s Paradox: was this well written or badly written or was this badly written on purpose and was it well written badly written on purpose or was it badly written well written badly written on purpose.

the layers upon layers of hussie irony all peel back to realize theres nothing there just mspar with the gun and the stump curtains drawn wizard of oz style this is what the refrance. almost 15 years spent huddled in a circle in a cave pondering if hussie can write.