Mayhem “Mae”

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

i could never handle being a popular showrunner/writer/creator with a fandom because i know id go read fanfiction about my own characters and have to be physically held back from posting "you guys really think [blorbo] is a top??" on main

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem