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please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe

imagine your brain and eyes have only just developed enough to be able to recognize faces and your parents put you in the Uncanny Face Room

I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

manager: you're not wagging enough

what is really more embarrassing, wearing a fursuit and pretending to be an animal or wearing clothes and pretending not to be

@funnier-as-a-nonhuman

i'm sorry I put your boyfriend in the hydraulic press when you told me to watch him while you went in the store. my youtube channel was really low on views. yes i'll be attending the funeral and it's worth pointing out you can save money on a casket since he's fully flat now