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tastytoecheese

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

twiggies-draws

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

#ijzthaothjoaj short and sweet #guess i die quickly and in the arms of someone or something

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wackom

bitchesgetriches

This comic says in 4 panels what it took us 100+ words to say in this article:

Don’t Turn Your Passions Into Work

animentality

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

snazzy-hats-and-adhd

#fav video

derovalfnolem

rocatex-deactivated20260317

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

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valtsv

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

valtsv

by talos this cant be happening

innerchildabortionclinic

the reason I casually say charlie kirk's wife had him killed is not necessarily because I believe it, but because nothing stops the right from spouting random conspiracy theories about political enemies, so i'll say whatever the hell I want when one of their idols dies. also it's funny. the entire charlie kirk death is inherently funny. he was in the middle of answering a question related to mass shootings when he died.

mf-dude

#Lmfaooo so cute #fav video

isuggestforcemasc

I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that

godfrey-the-chaos-duck

god my heart is fucking breaking for all these people THERE IS STILL TIME DO YOU HEAR ME

IT ISN'T TOO LATE AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALIVE

boyslit

hi everybody i started HRT at 35 so like don't even despair

being in ur twenties makes u feel like 30 is a brick wall u either fly over or crash into but i promise u it's a door and it opens up into the rest of ur life like getting past the prologue of an open world game

boyslit

very important addition from @thatsladyfaggottoyou ty <3

doberbutts

I started HRT at approximately 30 and top surgery at 32 just 4.5 months prior to this photo. It's never too late.

esoanem

trickstertime

The weird thing with billionaires hoarding all the money to the point were it feels like there's not enough left for anyone else is that they're on the verge of breaking the system.

And when I say system I don't mean the economy or whatever, I mean the system of money being accepted tokens of a value concept.

Them holding all the money is like as if they want to play football with us but they're taking the ball, and locking the gates to the pitch, and hoping that we'll keep playing football with them. It's reaching a point where we can't help but realise that we're not actually even playing football, we're just standing on the outside of a small, locked pitch, with the food and everything on our side, while they sit locked inside with the ball. They'll say we can play football with them for three seconds and in exchange we must bring them more food than they could ever eat food. But like, why would we bother with the and their game that no one else is allowed play?

The rich are on the verge of breaking the social agreement that is money so badly that, if they do it juuuust right, it will make them both the emperor and the boy who says that he has no cloths.

trickstertime

Dude I haven't a fucking clue what to tag this with never mind what audience it's for. I'm not even sure it's coherent

trickstertime

I've scheduled this to reblog one year after I posted it a 1.20am on a Thursday. Not sure why. I'm very tired

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shamebats

My babiiiies T__T this is all i care about

but now im also confused guess we are getting both high school AU and zombie AU????

#Alien Stage #Mizisua #also disgusted Till is there ioarjgoiaerjj rip Ivan

consumer-of-m0ss

WHAT. HUH. HELLO? EXCUSE ME? WHAT?

maburito

So that was a fucking lie

#aergaeoirjgeoaijr just saw the teaser #the way this image had everyone thinking it'd be a high school AU and nope irjgaoiergjoieaj #of course it couldn't be a regular AU with different sort of angst ioaejgoiajroigej #Alien Stage #not gonna lie i have no idea what to expect but definitely more pain..

sophsun1

Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

girldickdotcom

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

#Moooood

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