Random_Human

Your love for him was the messiest, silliest, most predictable thing in the universe. And it always made me smile.

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet

It's important to note that Maddie and Chim were not in on this little plan, and Buck and Eddie either intentionally or not, avoid them both for the entire day.

just stay home and watch an MCU movie bro

oh you meant you’re afraid of leather. fucking lame go die

obsessed w this person in the replies

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

For @im-bad-at-names-okay because I’m thinking of making a PC lore post soon

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

every reread kills me a little bit more

reread and enjoy <3

i have quiiiite the backlog to post here

Happy Pride!