Alcohol lovin' internet mom

@rainswings

Rains|adult|they/he || if all you do is follow and/or send an ask without liking posts or something I will assume you are a bot || assigned "loser and class traitor" by SWERFs || if you've never done anything that would make a jehovahs witness flinch, I'm not interested || icon by Peachesncremate! check out their shit they're awesome || married to the wonderful ravenmaster1 ❤️ || when I draw it's tagged "rains draws" || currently fixating on: hermitcraft, life SMP series, transformers (MTMTE mostly), daredevil, captainsparklez, technoblade

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I'm turning anonymous asks off for a bit. If you're annoying you're getting reported. I'm tired of bots and I'm done for a lil

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radiomaru

Ramona, 2006

2006 was 6 years ago =(

#archives

radiomaru

2006 was 13 years ago =(

radiomaru

2006 was 20 years ago =(

elioo-pup

If i had a dick i just know that i could get hard because of good music

elioo-pup

If i had a dick i just know that i could get hard because of good music

becquerel

i love when people on the internet get denied stuff and you find the most innovative minds of the generation dedicated to making goddamn sure other people get what they want come hell or high water

becquerel

sorrow-hollow

Okay but I get this. All of you worms who have things blocked on your wifi or whatever and have IbisPaint this is how you do it

Open IbisPaint go to a canvas (any canvas, or make. a new one)

Select the font tool (if you don’t know what or where that is, press the tool icon (normally a paint brush or eraser) and press the T button

From there you should be able to create a text box (writing is not important…). Find the font button and add a new font. I can’t remember what it’s called but you’ll know when you see it

It’ll automatically search for you “free fonts.” Do not follow this. Your app is misdirecting you. Instead search up whatever it is you’re looking for in the search bar, and that should work

Knowledge should not be trapped behind bars, bend and break them until you can grasp it

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universeleads

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

universeleads

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

overwhelmedfernfrond

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

segamascott

transmortifried

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

charlesoberonn

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

anatomizer

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

thepersonalmossblog

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

stabbydragon

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

no-one-offical

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#wrong while everything is rectangles i personally am obsessed with #scalene triangle #which is a joke but also not when i see this very specific scalene triangle i get v happy #i seek it everywhere

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rockdistributor100

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

pinkbowsandstripedsocks

edwardspoonhands

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

fairypsychicarchive

andromedafalls

holy fuc

piisbetterthanpie

I didn’t even know it had a name

its-funnytwittertweets

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

hellsite-hall-of-fame

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

laughconfetti

creepymutelilbugger

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

roses-blog-of-things-deactivate

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

thenumberonevelvetcake

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

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puppygirllaika

girl you are not sticking it to your landlord by pouring oil down the sink and flushing non-flushable stuff please for the love of god the city infrastructure workers are in physical pain the sewer pipes are full of pycrete fatbergs made from your cooking-oil-soaked makeup wipes ;-;

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