Alcohol lovin' internet mom

@rainswings

Rains|adult|they/he || if all you do is follow and/or send an ask without liking posts or something I will assume you are a bot || assigned "loser and class traitor" by SWERFs || if you've never done anything that would make a jehovahs witness flinch, I'm not interested || icon by Peachesncremate! check out their shit they're awesome || married to the wonderful ravenmaster1 ❤️ || when I draw it's tagged "rains draws" || currently fixating on: hermitcraft, life SMP series, transformers (MTMTE mostly), daredevil, captainsparklez, technoblade

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I'm turning anonymous asks off for a bit. If you're annoying you're getting reported. I'm tired of bots and I'm done for a lil

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smute

i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

smute

thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

thehmn

I don’t know if the Stobotnik shippers still exist but my brother put Sonic 3 on last night with Danish dub because his five years old son was watching along.

I’ve never watched the movie before so I have no idea what they say in English but during the final when Robotnik is speaking to the world on the big screen he calls Stone a spytslikker which directly translates to spit-licker, which means something like bootlicker except you’re subservient to one specific person instead of the whole system.

Robotnik tells Stone “You weren’t a spit-licker, you were a spit-friend!”

It probably won’t surprise you that spit-friend is a silly term for someone you’re in a situationship with, like “He’s not really his boyfriend, they’re just spit-friends”

So the Danish version of the movie just straight up says they’re lovers but Robotnik isn’t ready to be serious.

Happy Pride?

amberautumnfaebrooke

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

sociallyawkwardrevolution

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

#its fast easy and free

amberautumnfaebrooke

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

sociallyawkwardrevolution

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

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undead-knick-knack

puthy

how you can tell the post is really bad

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

barbeloth

man come on

rylandgraces

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

wizardarchetypes

just cleaned a space so dirty i actually started saying out loud to myself "your body is washable. you've touched far yuckier stuff. your body is washable. you've touched far yuckier stuff. your b-"

parkchanwoohoo

#oh damn yeah thats his living dead wife

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this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

laughconfetti

loud warning

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teaboot

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

its-your-mind

finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.

#one of my favorite clips of all time

achesspiece

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

lakevida

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

lakevida

ive got a little secret about the circumstances under which these sentences as well were arranged

turing-tested

doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response

turing-tested

I regret to inform you all but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life

anak1n

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

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anak1n

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

anak1n

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

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