Non-Adventures In Astralux

What I love about it? it’s a dumpster fire, I’m the best thing on the damn island.

Ah fuck, another bad trip

I too have large pincers and love picking fights, what the hell is wrong with that?!

what a fucking surprise

I appreciate you knowing I’m a princess but LET’S NOT.

Yeah, I’m afraid we can’t be friends anymore, Fleaboy. I don’t make the rules.

I AM SO HAPPY

If you eat these fish, Beau, we’re gonna have words.

Tiffany dragging me for not working on my cosplay, i see how it is

Yeah, if you have relatives you don’t like - eat ‘em. Sure Blathers.

I sense danger

I give the best gifts

And, uh. This...red...light? You know what, never mind, it’s fine.

It’s just cosplaying, Blathers. 

IS SOMEONE JUST SHITTING ALL OVER MY ISLAND THEN?!

It’s been like a week, Raymond, chill.

Why does everyone want to call me foodstuffs. I’m getting a complex.