I LOVE RIN MATSUOKA!!!

when i put the rpf goggles on i dream of a world where matt and luca are left to their own devices at some event and commiserate over their respective unachievable best boy friends but when i take the goggles off i reconcile with the fact they would rather maul each other to death

luca very nervously approaching matt like hey man um weird question but basically i was wondering if you had any advice for getting over a crush you know isnt gonna work out because haha you know *gestures* you know your whole *waves*thing with jay and like haha yeah And matt (believes he is the most heterosexual morrissey fan to ever live) is like The what and then they both stand in silence for a good thirty seconds while temporin starts leaking out of Matt's ears

this is also where they differ the most because while luca reluctantly made peace with the idea of being bisexual some time ago he has done nothing with it meanwhile matt lost his virginity to jay and still believes he's fully capable of living as a straight man with no feelings about the situation whatsoever

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

gahhhh i'm so excited to see the gavinners a few weeks from now >~< the first tour date is today!! if you got to attend PLEASE lemme know how it goes!!!

oomfie im so sorry <///3 a friend of mine was at that concert and he told me someone like. died. idk if thats true at all but if it is thats crazy right. i hope its not true thatd be like, the worst thing that could ever happen to the gavinners :(

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

i hate eating food in the summer. why are you making me do this. i should be able to pull a reverse bear gambit where i eat a lot of nutrients all winter and fall and spring and then i sleep all summer. alternately if it's hot outside i should be able to survive comfortably by eating fruit and lettuces and perhaps sometimes ice cream. there should be NO physical consequences for doing this when it's above, like, 65F or 18C.

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

when you tell people passports don't need to exist and people should be able to travel as they did throughout most of human history they think that's going too far because in their mind there exists a hoard of nameless faceless immigrants waiting to flood their country and "take over". without realising that there is nothing inherently superior about the imperial core countries - the culture, the food, the clothing, the architecture is not superior than that of the rest of the world. all you've got going for you are the benefits reaped from hundreds of years of historical colonisation and the continuing benefits of modern day imperialism. do you think if people's homes weren't subject to manufactured violence, artificial scarcity, and systematic disenfranchisement they'd all just wanna leave? can you not imagine a life where someone would be happier living in uganda than the usa?

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore