I LOVE RIN MATSUOKA!!!

i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

when i put the rpf goggles on i dream of a world where matt and luca are left to their own devices at some event and commiserate over their respective unachievable best boy friends but when i take the goggles off i reconcile with the fact they would rather maul each other to death

luca very nervously approaching matt like hey man um weird question but basically i was wondering if you had any advice for getting over a crush you know isnt gonna work out because haha you know *gestures* you know your whole *waves*thing with jay and like haha yeah And matt (believes he is the most heterosexual morrissey fan to ever live) is like The what and then they both stand in silence for a good thirty seconds while temporin starts leaking out of Matt's ears

this is also where they differ the most because while luca reluctantly made peace with the idea of being bisexual some time ago he has done nothing with it meanwhile matt lost his virginity to jay and still believes he's fully capable of living as a straight man with no feelings about the situation whatsoever

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that