imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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Keni

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
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cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

blake kathryn

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

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he thought matt would be working with a different costar for ONE DAY ONLY!! HE MAD!!
anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin
I should've made notes for all the thing MJ says in videos.
oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

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The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband
For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.
if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"
ok poll time because i am genuinely curious about something (and this is not a call out for anyone, that's just me being in my head)
do you answer comments on your fics or do you not (for the specific reason that it "distorts" the actual amount of comments)?
yes i answer comments
no i don't answer comments because of the above
secret third option (put it in the tags)
how’s that gonna work

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My life since a new season of Code Lyoko is coming out after 19 years.
I’m about to be the most insufferable person on this app. My 10 year old self never thought this day would come.
things that "sell" in fics: porn and or well written language
things that I write in fics: not any of that. and then i get a smile when it makes numbers (69 hits)
sometimes. things that have a lot of kudos. are worse
project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"
#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

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i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up
Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead
We’re… You’re my… It would take a hell of a lot more than you dating my sister to break off nirvana the band.