spring wild from the wings

i wear my heart on my blog

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

id: photo of a very wide, flat crocodile. end id.

being really into star trek is a humiliating ordeal but also it is a just punishment for the crime of being really into star trek