Coronada de gloria

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

sometimes I think about Mercedes Sosa and I just burst into tears

"but you don't have any black people" the thing is we fucked ohh we fucked soo muchh.

"also we have black and brown people you just don't care for them because your entire argument is based on 11 men that don't even live in the country"

mamdani acusandonos de choros que podes esperar de un yanki zurdo wannabe

"ay era un chisteee" ni siquiera es gracioso, no cumple con la regla basica de un chiste que es que tiene que ser gracioso

Q paso con mamdani

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

aparte es muy loco que solo sepan hablar en términos de blanco y negro. como que no les entra en la cabeza el marrón.