Coronada de gloria

"but you don't have any black people" the thing is we fucked ohh we fucked soo muchh.

"also we have black and brown people you just don't care for them because your entire argument is based on 11 men that don't even live in the country"

mamdani acusandonos de choros que podes esperar de un yanki zurdo wannabe

"ay era un chisteee" ni siquiera es gracioso, no cumple con la regla basica de un chiste que es que tiene que ser gracioso

Q paso con mamdani

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

aparte es muy loco que solo sepan hablar en términos de blanco y negro. como que no les entra en la cabeza el marrón.

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

she had babies with a what

He died :(

Raising kids alone is stressful enough without them being part wolf.

repatriating the artifacts in the british museum except i give them to whichever country has historically been the greatest enemy of the country of origin. there's not enough hate in the world

Robbing the British Museum and then just giving everything back to the British is crazy

are you ok @anonmous-offical?... you reblogged this like 4 times (based but still)

ALL SHALL SEE THE YURI

Yur-bee

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil