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very funny to me that calories is legit just a measure of energy. you can convert it to joules. (4186 joules in one kcal). really drives home the absurdity of diet culture.
She has over 4 megajoules of energy.
and this little lady is only 4 Calories
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Maybe lean out
Iβm so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. Thereβs no chicken in there!
Two words: Raw eggs.
?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe
Donβt ask me, ask them Americans. Iβm an Asian just passing the word on
*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.
MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you donβt mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.
Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since weβre eating the dough raw, thatβs not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.
Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.
Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom
wait youβre telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???
Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?
e. coli generally transfers to food from rodents, bugs, and dirt. flour is processed from grain in facilities that have all those things in em, and isnβt heat treated before it gets to you. thereβs a certain amount of cleaning the process machines that *should* be happening, but you the consumer canβt track if your particular bag came from a facility that got inspected lately, and even if it did, a rat might have run over the bagging machine right afterwards anyway.
so yeah all flour has some amount of poop germs in it. donβt eat it raw.
the beauty of compound words:
"Altes Huhn, das keine Eier mehr legen kann"
-> old chicken that cannot lay eggs anymore
"Eierlegende Eierlegende am Eierlegende"
-> Eierlegende - egglaying
-> Eier-Legende - egg legend
-> am Eier-leg-Ende - at the egg-laying-end
reading bad media takes online will never compare to the exquisite torture that is trying to have a conversation about basic literary analysis with your own family members
discussing media with people online: can you please put down the greek mythology for a second and actually read the text in front of you
discussing media with your parents:
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I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning
your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them
your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog
diet culture is so evil like. an older woman friend said to me (in response to me saying my gf isn't really into chocolate) "i WISH i didn't like chocolate" like. do you wish you didn't have skin to feel a summer breeze. do you wish you didn't have eyes to see the sunrise
Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications
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august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good august will be good
Buchenhain (1902) by Gustav Klimt
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
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one of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard (for myself, at least) is that if you're in a terrible mood and NOTHING is helping, then start doing the chores/responsibilities/job stuff/etc that you've been putting off. Will it put you in an even worse mood temporarily? Probably, but you're already pissed off, so you might as well double up on it at that point π there's no loss. It's not like finally getting around to cleaning the house and scheduling appointments is going to ruin the good day that you aren't currently having to begin with π And then, when the bad mood passes, you'll have gotten shit done and you'll feel a lot better later, even if in the moment you're having The Worst Time Ever about it.
the ideal chai latte is one of the most amazing things on this earth. itβs a shame that most cafes think they have to serve either a cup of grit or milk that they whispered the names of spices to
