Calculating.. Oh! You Get No Bitches

see goku and vegeta wouldn’t go to pride but goten and trunks would. altho goten had to drag trunks forcibly cus he thinks he’s too cool for it but yea

“Goku and Vegeta at pride!!!” they like don’t know what that is

Vegeta accidentally ending up in a pride parade 

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

You dont have tinnitus that isnt real. What you have is a connection to a higher plane of reality, the higher wavelength that those around you cannot hear. You are chosen. Now get up and dance! Shake that booty! Shake it shake it!

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

Eventually after he calms down he switches gears and immediately becomes on board with being friends with the cool giant alien robots because cmon. Cool giant alien robots. Also i can see twinsduo getting into a race in their alt modes with tommy in the front seat screaming for his life

Tommy’s not having a second of peace in this au. Spiritual energy of sam witwicky where he’s just eternally stressed the fuck out. Constantly trying to not get killed by deceptions and also constantly trying to not get a heart attack when dealing with sbi yanking him around on missions and also just constantly judging everyone for thinking he’s in over his head. Yes he’s seventeen years old and he’s helping deal with the alien threat, what about it? Bitch

…..i feel oddly compelled to write a one shot about this

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally