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I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

too much to document, but god damn we can try

Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

what yall know about the special kind of sadness that seems to come with spring

*pulls tomb closing rock back while humanity thinks im dead* did you - stop screaming, its just me - did you stop sinning?

Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing