Fuck ya life, bing bong

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

FUJOSHI FISH????

"Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me," I say of something that's already showered and had breakfast

xena has like the craziest theme episodes nobody was doing it like her like not only did they invent the musical episode u got groundhogs day.. the producers themed episode.. ww2 war film but everyone was wearing bikinis and had spears and the amazons were storming the beaches of this guys evil castle.. lesbian vampire episode.. mermaid themed spoof of 60s sitcoms.. beowulf wagnerian ring cycle inspired by the current happenings of lord of the rings.. television crew interview episode yes in ancient greece dont worry about it like u wish u had the range

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

My friend's been getting me to watch episodes of Game Changer, and I think Sam Reich might be some kind of Fae Trickster, and Brennan Lee Mulligan is trying to prove that fact with the same energy as Dib from Invader Zim.

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit