Fuck ya life, bing bong

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

hang ten indeed friend

That's too many types of blade to be good at throwing

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE PUTTING OFF IMPORTANT TASKS AND LETTING THEM HAUNT ME

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

i would read that fanfic ngl

About my fish??

FUJOSHI FISH????

"Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me," I say of something that's already showered and had breakfast