Fuck ya life, bing bong

devastating when good characters are put into a stupid show. you were born to fly but that evil hag of a showrunner clipped your golden wings. be free on ao3, my little dove. be free

I understand the transition away from the term "comorbid" (any medical terms with morbid in it sounds more scary than it should) but also I love the word. Co-morbid. Me and my morbids are co. My company of morbids. My medical condition, my statistically likely to be present medical condition, and me.

Friend of mine calls it active listening. Ah yes we are speaking of tooths. I understand and respond. Here it a tooth image. I have heard you.

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

hang ten indeed friend

That's too many types of blade to be good at throwing