diznam

imagine a guy you fucking haaaate who keeps calling you a faggot and drag racing you at stoplights. ok now imagine he's been doing some kind of riddler shit with perfectly replicating objects and leaving them for you to find because this is THE way he's telling you that you guys are the same. & this escalates into you guys doing drugs together on the hood of a car for several days straight. AND THEN you tell him you still don't like him sooooo he kidnaps your brother and kills himself in front of you ^_^

oh and he also sets up the most insane homoerotic tension between you and your best friend by calling you bestie's dog :-) smiles huge

Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov wedding announcement on socials and the ftop comment under it is "Hollzy up and done it. He married hockey. Truly the most dedicated player."