A Message From The V O I D

EPISODE 420 JIST DROPPED AND ITS A FUNERAL

i will never forget the Harley Quinn cosplayer that sat behind me during an O.W.Ls exam at a con and singlehandedly wiped the floor of everyone else with her HP trivia knowledge giving Slytherin house a ton of points. at the very end of the panel she leaned forward to me and silently whispered “i work as a guide at Harry Potter World at Universal” with the most evil grin on her face. what a Slytherin thing to do. well played, Harley Quinn of my dreams. well played.

Me, wanting to buy something from a clothing company that pays living wages: god it’s so expensive It is not too expensive, it is fairly priced and I’m just not paid enough.

Honestly I have a theory that a big reason why corporations hate the idea of higher wages is that their entire business model revolves around having the lowest prices, rather than the best product or service. If we get paid better, we can afford to make a choice.

Oh

this actually isn’t just a theory, it’s an entire deliberate tactic, and if you major in business they literally spend multiple semester-long classes teaching you how to do it

One of my favorite things is when a character does or says something nice and they’re like “don’t tell anyone about this, I have a reputation” it’s so funny they’re literally like I’m okay with being nice but I draw the line at other people knowing that I’m nice

Other characters are like “I can’t let people know i did this thing that was a total dick move because they’ll think I’m a dick :(“ and these guys are like “I’ll do good things but only if I get no credit for it, it’s important to me that everyone continues to think I’m an absolute bastard”

The Twilight Zone “The Obsolete Man”

#adhd and delayed sleep phase folks are SUFFERING now guys #everything has been overturned and we have no reason not to become the nocturnal goblins we all want to be deep down #I haven't slept properly in three days #pls be kind to us bc we are so tired and there is no longer any external structure to orient ourselves with (via @taibhsearachd​)