"life is good, life is calm, but i cant hit pause"

imma start doing this shit weekly the way i used to turn off tumblr live weekly. lol. lmao even.

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

the reason men are getting more conservative is very simply that as a class, as a socioeconomic group, their power is being threatened by womens civil rights. its the same reason for the broad surge in right wing politics. its called a backlash and its also why most civil war monuments are from the era of the black civil rights movement and not actually from the civil war.

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

wobbuffet

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

what do you mean my childhood affected me

imagine looking at my blog to try to find more out about me as a person and all you see is some bullshitttttt

I saw John Green talk live today AND HE MENTIONED TUMBLR. MULTIPLE TIMES. did not know he was back on the platform. It’s like the wolves returning to yellowstone

Nature is healing.

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’