In This Life It’s Yeet Or Be Yote

actually I think it should be illegal to own a home you don't live in. ill be generous to the snow birds because in an ideal world i too would like to live in different locations depending on the weather. but you gotta live in a home minimum four months out of the year. landlords should be viewed with the same disdain and mistrust afforded to loan sharks.

the new court photos of luigi mangione absolutely grinning ear to ear in court Right after evidence was released that he wasn't properly read his Miranda rights and all the evidence had a high chance to be completely dismissed from the case is fucking hilarious. that is the face of a man who KNOWS he's walking home free

Anyways no weapon forged against me shall prosper and any evil wished upon me shall be reflected back to you tenfold, so jot that down.

chekov's why she gotta be so goddamn fuckable

hi guys i not even tired at all :) *slips on a banana’s peel and slides directly into my bed under the blankets and

dear god the comfy got them

god, the voice actor cooked with this one

certain kind of tragedy i think in still following your childhood best friends online. like once upon a time you knew me better than anyone. i thought we would be friends forever. now we are Adults and Different and even despite that I so badly wish we could still Talk like we were 13. i dont know who you are. I miss you.

anyone else ever think about how it's been march 2020 for over five and a half years

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

I hate that every social media platform has switched to a video centric format. I fucking hate it. Every app is so loud now. Instagram used to be quite. You could put on music and scroll to see what people are up too. Nope. Now everything has music on it or gets turned into a reel. This is why I fuck with tumblr. It's the quiet website. Just you and and the voices.