catfishes magisters

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

In Babylon 5, didn’t one of the non-humans think Daffy was the god of frustration?

Holy shit, this is nearly 70 years old. This would have been right on the heels of color television being commercially available to the public.

@amayatepes look at this

LMAO

Huh. That’s just a whole ass Daffy Duck cartoon.

Everything about this cartoon is top-notch. The timing, the animation (watch Daffy’s different walks) the art; this is a treasure

ok what the hell is the x files

This video is the reason I started watching the x files

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

just pinned a girl to the fourth wall