Serving Coelacunt

finally breaking my 28 year streak of not watching high school musical

this high school looks a lot like a ski lodge

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

1986!!

Golden Girls was so incredibly progressive for its time and not even slightly afraid to be loud about it. They talked about queer people, about race, about ableism, and they made it central and overt. They talked about things that mattered, and they never punched down, and they were allies off the stage too.

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease