It’s In The Name

YOU WANT RYAN GOSLING OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE??

He’s not gonna take you back Bill

SEZ YOU! EVER HEARD OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?

Not even Stockholm Syndrome is enough to get Ford to go back to an equilateral triangle Bill, not even one who can sing, do YOU look like the hot elf he drew in the journal, no so get good Cipher

Okay but how in the FUCK is Ryan Gosling a Tumblr Sexyman. Genuine question.

Tumblr quite literally nominated him, got him in, then kept voting for him until semifinals, people are older, other people can be a tumblr Sexyman, it doesn’t need to be an 18 year old white guy with another eating disorder, it can be a conventionally attractive middle aged man with wet cat energy and an alien bestie now since the general population of Tumblr did in fact vote him in as a tumblr Sexyman

The gap between Gosling and Grace is the perfect explanation of what makes a Tumblr Sexyman.

Exactly, Ryland Grace is a character, not the guy who plays him

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

coach put me in. not to make anything better but just change the situation a little bit

In a sense, it doesn’t matter how ridiculous it sounds to think Pepsi would genuinely honour that. Pepsi said that they would, therefore they have to, or else they’re guilty of false advertising. Companies can’t be allowed to say whatever they want in adverts, and when asked to pony up pull “it was just a joke, bro”. To use a slightly less ridiculous example, Fallout 76. One of the preorder editions can with a canvas backpack. But when they finally shipped, the durable canvas backpacks somehow became flimsy nylon. Complaints to publisher Bethesda got the response that the canvas version advertised was a prototype that was too expensive to make, so they handed out the cheap imitations instead. It took like two years in the courts for Bethesda to give people what they actually pay for. And they won because advertising law says you have to deliver on what you promise, even if it’s a Harrier jet. Introducing any level of “it’s just a joke” makes that effectively meaningless.

you 🫵. make a self-indulgent au now

service industry conditions

Business schools

Most workplaces.

weight loss ads should be illegal. unfollow me if you disagree

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

AND nobody is offering me drugs, smdh

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

pride flag for nonbinary asexual aromantic individuals that just says "not gonna do all that"