The Ceaseless Watcher's Wretched Thing

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

*sexting* I want to take care of you

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

Being homophobic is so stupid, like why are you afraid of houses??

Probably because of his medical malpractice tbh

OPTION 3: if both aforementioned options show no effect, try putting rice in the writer

fucking a car girl and hitting her gps spot

[Image ID: A tweet by flutteryshy @ hwrtyed: i was killed 17 times this month so far /End ID]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]