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you should dote on fat girls btw. you should make us feel cute and loved and adored btw

I don't disagree that we need to get regular porn back on this site, but I think we often give the porn ban too much credit for making people horny for odd shit. I guarantee you people who want to fuck trains pre-date not only the Tumblr porn ban, but also the concept of social media, the existence of the Internet, and the advent of modern telecommunications.

This is probably the most culturally important thing I’ll ever seen in my lifetime if I’m being honest. I want this affixed over my mantle, embroidered into my denim, and emblazoned into my flesh so that generations to come may never forget this 1938 gem of an illustration. Put this on my gravestone and name my children after Alfo Di Gennaro. This is what it’s all about.

Princess who says “let me consult with my advisors” before staring off into space for a full 30 seconds until she snaps back with a different posture and tone of voice

please have nasty perverted thoughts about me

I had an unsavory thought that I won’t share

I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach

I wish c.s.lewis could see that comment

I think the hottest part of "free use" type stuff to me isn't really the CNC aspects of it so much as the objectification aspects of it, and towards that, I think a particular dynamic within it that I really enjoy is the "interrupting someone talking in order to use their mouth". The idea that the subject's mouth is more valuable for gratification than it is for communication. It's demeaning in a way I really enjoy. The specific moment of it. I like the nonchalance you can work into it. Casual, not even special. Simply an expressed preference. A choice of priority. One need over another. Anyway I haven't fingered someone's mouth while rambling about kink to them in like a month and it's beginning to get to me.

polyamorous possessiveness is so fun. yes you can go out with my girlfriend but if you hurt her (which she'll enjoy) I'll kick your ass (which you'll enjoy)

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Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.

you should reblog this version instead, actually