fuck, man, she sure does

Tumblr staff nuked my girlfriend progestrogenized without reason on the first day of pride month.

the doctor said you have to stretch me out nice and slow. yeah for the muscle tension. yeah no she said it has to be inside. as many fingers and you can fit. you gotta tell me how good im taking it too

what if we admitted to each other that it's not always really romance that we want. What if we admitted that what we're really craving is intimacy and society taught us romance is the only way to get it.

fjfhhfbgbg going to fucking enter an uncontrollable rage i hate being sick because nobody else will wear a fucking mask when they go out

it's so fucking bullshit every time I get sick bc I'm such a shut in. and I'm so safe when I do go out. grrrrrfuck it just doesn't even matter at all huh??

first rule of attending social gatherings during a pandemic is have fun and be yourself don't let a stuffy little mask get in the way of your fun. I mean there's no pandemic Biden fixed it

if you have anything above A cups your ass is not seeing the inside of the pearly gates

trans women say shit like "I must abandon my humanity. and become the beast the world sees me as." just to get themselves to wear a cute tank top and get coffee. you don't need to be a beast to get coffee. you can just buy it thanks