I WAS KILLED AND BORN AGAIN

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

“some people don’t deserve redemption” redemption isn’t something that’s deserved, it’s something someone does. it’s making the choice to change the way you live your life, to be better, to do good things instead of bad things and try to make up for the bad things. and everyone can and should do that, at any time, no matter what they’ve done. we can’t change the past, but we can choose what kind of person to be now and in the future. we have the responsibility to do so. it is so completely not about “deserving.”

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this