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Janaina Medeiros
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hi! im still on tumblr but i've moved to butchpatroclus follow me there or dont idc

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AFTER WATCHING THIRTY-SIX EPISODES OF THE X FILES PROGRAM AT 8X SPEED I DO NOT THINK FOX-MALDER IS SUCH A TOUGH GUY AND I ENCOURAGE HIM TO TRY TO HUNT ME. CLEARLY NOT A VERY GOOD FBI AGENT IF HE ALLOWS THAT CAMERA CREW TO FOLLOW HIM AROUND ALL THE TIME
INTRODUCING THE NEW QUEEN....
JEB! BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!
breaking news: queen elizabeth, the mom from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and she just died from making it clap on instagram
portal to the weird and a little bit scary dimension

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why does everyone wanna do normal life AUs that are about 25 year olds meeting in coffee shops. how about enemies to lovers but you’re a 45 year old restaurant manager who has to go across the street to another business to get signatures for various stuff/deliveries or get the keys to the shared garbage room but the hotel receptionist works nights and takes that out on you by glaring and being unhelpful. now that would be funny. you are forced to interact with each other because something broke and you have to go back and forth to borrow theirs 24/7 and he’s mad about the inconvenience. comedic potential right there
Why is tumblr back to doing that wretched “based on your likes!” thing again. Go away! I am curating my own experience, thank you!
Update: it looks like something toggled it on automatically in everyone’s settings, you can toggle it back off!
have you seen that girl on tiktok that thinks rome is a myth and latin was created by the catholic church during the spanish inquisition?
not to be a boomer but i think you guys should stop going on tiktok

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*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*
*says 'I'm so fucking sick of this pandemic shit' in a distinctly anti-capitalist 'break the patents on all the vaccines' way*
living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!
I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again
Not a day goes by that I don't think of this post
[image description: homer simpson with his forehead against his bathroom mirror, looking exhausted. end image description.]
if your reaction to literally every single action movie with a major female character is “wow it’s so great that they made her kick ass while still being pretty and feminine” maybe consider whether the dreaded gruff manly butch female action hero you’re so sick of seeing in the media actually exists
lesbian moms and their alien daughter

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What else can we do? We’re already on board.
[Tweet from @/fozmeadows: "human gender and sexuality are very much like animal taxonomy, in that both look structured and simple on the surface, but once you start investigating, it turns out there's actually no such thing as a fish despite the fact that we all know what a fish is, and that's okay"]
Women want me, fish fear me, but since neither of those things technically exist I guess that’s not much of an achievement.