I Hate Labels

I like the third option, mate

Apparently I thought I could outsmart a Chinese finger trap. I was wrong. It’s been five hours. If anyone has any bright ideas on how to get out of this without breaking both my hands in half, I’m all ears.

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Go away.

fine, guess you dont want out of that thing then :þ

Wait, wait. Come back here.

:] you gotta push your fingers together instead of trying to tug them apart. the way that the trap is weaved, it constricts when pulled in separate directions. so if you release that tension, it should become loose enough to come off

Don’t tell me, just come do it, please.

😂🫵🏻

Yeah!! it's still in my living room. by the way, can you bring me a slurpee?? your universe has the best ones

A flavored ice? Yeah I could do that. What kind?

blue raspberry, obviously. it's the best flavor!!!

I'm more of a cherry guy myself, but i can get you one, mate

sick!! you can probably pick up your hoodie too, y'know. considering it's been here for two and a half months.

Yeah…I’ll need to pick that up. Thanks for keeping it safe for me

Yeah!! it's still in my living room. by the way, can you bring me a slurpee?? your universe has the best ones

A flavored ice? Yeah I could do that. What kind?

blue raspberry, obviously. it's the best flavor!!!

I'm more of a cherry guy myself, but i can get you one, mate

Yeah!! it's still in my living room. by the way, can you bring me a slurpee?? your universe has the best ones

A flavored ice? Yeah I could do that. What kind?

Alright…not my best day. Looks like I’ve caught whatever’s going around.

✝️ *SCREEEECH* BEGONE

That’s…not how it works, Peter.

That might actually work

I still feel sick.

You just gotta let the magic kick in, mate

Alright…not my best day. Looks like I’ve caught whatever’s going around.

✝️ *SCREEEECH* BEGONE

That’s…not how it works, Peter.

That might actually work

I love this city! It's almost Friday! I got a box of donuts! Things are good!

They won’t be if you kept mentioning how much “perfection” the city has.

Nothin’s perfect, mate. Perfection is just a rumor started by the capitalists

I know that. My entire history just shows that I’m definitely goin’ to hell.

Well I’m not sure bout that

I love this city! It's almost Friday! I got a box of donuts! Things are good!

They won’t be if you kept mentioning how much “perfection” the city has.

Nothin’s perfect, mate. Perfection is just a rumor started by the capitalists