HAVE A TEN YEAR PLAN. WAKE UP EARLY. CEO MINDSET.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

just found out about elden ring tarnished edition. we need to start defenestrating executives at fromsoft before this fucking rot spreads further

"hey you know how we have a company that makes primarily single-player games with optional online mechanics most of our players opt out of? I think we should pivot to multi-player games and Nintendo exclusives"

if duskbloods ends up being bloodborne that requires friends to play I'll genuinely end up on the fucking news.

also, I don't fucking care that right now the only exclusive features on the switch 2 port are basically horse armor. it is utterly unacceptable to be doing this shit in any context. and quite frankly adding any lore whatsoever that only exists in the Nintendo Approved™️ edition of the game should lead to somebody getting fired. and who knows, maybe a little while after tarnished edition drops we'll get a patch for normal elden ring that adds all that stuff in there too, though I highly fucking doubt it. but it feels like fromsoft is on a crazy slippery slope lately and I am not a fan

I get more recent videos in my recommended about dark souls 1 lore than nightreign lore. that strikes me as odd! is anybody even still playing that game? and I don't even know if the community has come to a consensus on whether to consider it canon to elden ring or not. I've certainly not heard its lore mentioned in elden ring theories outside of passing remarks, such as noting the black knife looks like heolstor. am I just in a weird bubble or did nightreign have zero staying power?

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different

this is just truthslop.you believe it because it happens to conform to reality

This is what Republicans sound like