HAVE A TEN YEAR PLAN. WAKE UP EARLY. CEO MINDSET.

incest is such a dumb guy fetish it's like duuuhhhhh who should i jack off to today. oh i know. my mom and my dad. literally the first people i met in my entire life

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

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Not what it says.

a broken girl is clocked twice a day

scientists are blowing up rats and shit in a lab trying to figure out how to make an even more refreshing mint, and they’re starting to get there

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

Marketable Nintendo Co., Ldt. Mascot adorned with Comfortably Meaningless Commodity-Slogan spotted in Punchline City, WA

man this morning i heard my sister screaming in her sleep so i went in her room and woke her up and she was like "oh yea i was having a nightmare" then she tells me about it later and she had dreamt that she saw a snowman moving around outside

and she clarified that it wasnt even coming after her or anything it was just minding its own business

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon